That's a lot of words.

Hola! Welcome back Christy! Why thank you!

According to Dictionary.com, I know 45,545 words. I dont think that's right. You see, in school we learned that Shakespeare knew about 15,000 words and that the average person only knows 10,000 words. So, you see, I'm confused. If this is true, I must be...*gasp* a linguistics prodigy! Call the nerds, I believe I must join them!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Now, what kind of a question is that? Whoever first asked that question must have been a total buffoon. Think about this: if the egg had come first...well where did THAT come from? Well, it must have come from...no...you don't think?...a chicken? REALLY!?!?!? And this therefore proves the egg-sistence (teehee...puns) of God because where did the chicken come from? Certainly not an egg because that would start this whole process all over again and we've already concluded it's totally idiocy to claim that the egg came first. THEREFORE, the chicken must have popped up somewhere and had an egg which THEN began the grueling cycle of this stupid question of chicken vs egg. And I know what you're thinking, "Oh but that doesn't prove God! Evolution could make that chicken appear!". Really? You decide to pull the evolution card on me? *sigh* Allow me to break it down for you. The theory THEORY of evolution is about as equal in intelligence as the stupid egg theory. And therefore proves the egg-sistence of God.

The end.

They're just Chatty Cathys, aren't they?

OH. MY. GOLLY.

So, I'm not particularly good at checking my email. Just now, I checked it for the first time since...hhmmm...January? 389 emails...97% of them from COLLEGES. "Christina, we're so impressed!" "I like your talent, Christina!" "Did you get my last email, Christina?" "I haven't heard from you Christina!" "Is this your email address, Christina?" "Get back to me soon, Christina!" "Christina!" "Christina!" "CHRISTINA!"

GOLLY GEE!!! DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP!?!?!?

-Misty

i think i'm back

soooo...yeahh...its been like a year since i wrote a new post but i think i might just make my way back into the habit again to improve my writing skills. but FIRST i think i might just send a shout out to my future bosses. the thing is is that in school, all your teachers tell you to be careful about what u put on the internet because, if you apply for a job, the managers can pull up deleted stuff and look at it...yikes...so to my future bosses, i am posting this because i am guilty. a previous post that i made was not very nice and might even be considered as cyber bullying and it was possibly the worst thing i had ever done in my life so i am looking to redeem myself with this post. i am sorry to whoever read it; it does not reflect the positive sides of my character and it was in fact very ugly and it will never happen again.

wellll i feel much better now :) anyways...seee ya

-mist

hello... :-)

Hello bloggers one and all. I am Christy. Also known by my closest friends as Christy Misty...hence my username tHeMiSt...woot!!

Alright just a few random facts about me...enjoy

- i am SOLD OUT for Jesus!! in fact my dad is a pastor! i honestly dont care but try not to judge me because of this fact. i am FAR from perfect as is every person...i just happen to get an overdose of the Bible and such...which is NOT a bad thing in the least!!

- i am an upbeat person!! as you probably already found out. i do not like to be serious unless its required and i'm the kind of person who will comfort and doesnt care if u snot all over my sleeve while crying...as long as you feel better after!!

- i want to do something in the music area whenever it's my time to decide what to do with my life. BUT we'll see what happens :]

so thats just a lil bit of me...hope you follow my blog!! have a nice day!!
-Misty 8-]