Saturday, November 26, 2011

THE LEGEND OF THE RAINDROP

THE LEGEND OF THE RAINDROP

HAS A LESSON FOR US ALL

AS IT TREMBLED IN THE HEAVENS

QUESTIONING WHETHER IT SHOULD FALL.

FOR THE GLISTENING RAINDROP ARGUED

TO THE ANGELS OF THE SKY,

"I AM BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY

AS I SPARKLE HERE ON HIGH,

AND HANGING HERE I WILL BECOME PART

OF THE RAINBOW'S HUE

AND I'LL SHIMMER LIKE A DIAMOND

FOR ALL THE WORLD TO VIEW."

BUT THE ANGEL TOLD THE RAINDROP,

"DO NOT HESITATE TO GO,

FOR YOU WILL BE MORE BEAUTIFUL

IF YOU FALL TO EARTH BELOW,

FOR YOU WILL SINK INTO SOIL

AND BE LOST AWHILE FROM SIGHT,

BUT WHEN YOU REAPPEAR ON EARTH,

YOU'LL BE LOOKED ON WITH DELIGHT.

FOR YOU WILL BE THE RAINDROP

THAT QUENCHED THE THIRSTY GROUND

AND HELPED THE LOVELY FLOWERS

TO BLOSSOM ALL AROUND,

AND IN YOUR RESURRECTION

YOU'LL APPEAR IN QUEENLY CLOTHES

WITH THE BEAUTY OF THE LILY

AND THE FRAGRANCE OF THE ROSE.

THEN, WHEN YOU WILT AND WITHER, YOU'LL

BECOME PART OF THE EARTH

AND MAKE THE SOIL MORE FERTILE

AND GIVE THE NEW FLOWERS BIRTH."

FOR THERE IS NOTHING EVER LOST

OR ETERNALLY NEGLECTED,

FOR EVERYTHING GOD EVER MADE

IS ALWAYS RESURRECTED.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

I stole this idea

yeah...this is not original...whatever. sorry tyler :)

These are all the people in my life at the moment and a discription of them:

Daddy: he's a pastor. and he escaped the commies.

Mamma: she works at a bank. she's really pretty :)

Annie: my sister. she rocks :D

Jirka: my older brother that i just found out about in March but guess what? I LOVE HIM!

Jason: my husband. not kidding, he's proposed to me about 837159874 times just this semester

Mitchell: my british husband. oh the murder mysteries :) also my amazing yig bill partner...we DEMOLISHED the euthanasia bill!! WOOT!!

Courtney: my beautiful model friend who just so happens to play tennis like a BOSS and never ceases to amaze me :D

Daniel: my neighbor and first friend i ever made in stl! we go WAY back...like to the days of DDR :)

Noelle: the first as my dad calls her, we laugh everyday together...we dont even have to speak...know why? we know what the best part about being a vampire is :)

Tyler: this is my lil brother...not really but his B-day does happen to be on the same day as my legit older brother XD and his real name is Justin Beiber

Ricky: my older brother...JK! not really...but sorta...every time i see him i always think of how IT'S BEEN AGES! all my hunger games updates come from this guy :D

Marissa: i call her GG, but not at work. all those walks home together :D and our amazing betting game in team sports :) austin is our best friend and he likes to play softball in gym class <3

Aaron: My pen pal you could say :) he's my long distance best friend and he's been my friend for pretty much my whole life...i feel like that's a big accomplishment in our relationship!! i wish we both lived in the same area, but hey we make do ;)

i'll prolly add on to this with more ppl that i feel like writing about...by that i mean with more ppl that will complain that i didnt write anything about them...sorry..

peace.

The Mist

Monday, September 26, 2011

That's a lot of words.

Hola! Welcome back Christy! Why thank you!

According to Dictionary.com, I know 45,545 words. I dont think that's right. You see, in school we learned that Shakespeare knew about 15,000 words and that the average person only knows 10,000 words. So, you see, I'm confused. If this is true, I must be...*gasp* a linguistics prodigy! Call the nerds, I believe I must join them!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Now, what kind of a question is that? Whoever first asked that question must have been a total buffoon. Think about this: if the egg had come first...well where did THAT come from? Well, it must have come from...no...you don't think?...a chicken? REALLY!?!?!? And this therefore proves the egg-sistence (teehee...puns) of God because where did the chicken come from? Certainly not an egg because that would start this whole process all over again and we've already concluded it's totally idiocy to claim that the egg came first. THEREFORE, the chicken must have popped up somewhere and had an egg which THEN began the grueling cycle of this stupid question of chicken vs egg. And I know what you're thinking, "Oh but that doesn't prove God! Evolution could make that chicken appear!". Really? You decide to pull the evolution card on me? *sigh* Allow me to break it down for you. The theory THEORY of evolution is about as equal in intelligence as the stupid egg theory. And therefore proves the egg-sistence of God.

The end.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

They're just Chatty Cathys, aren't they?

OH. MY. GOLLY.

So, I'm not particularly good at checking my email. Just now, I checked it for the first time since...hhmmm...January? 389 emails...97% of them from COLLEGES. "Christina, we're so impressed!" "I like your talent, Christina!" "Did you get my last email, Christina?" "I haven't heard from you Christina!" "Is this your email address, Christina?" "Get back to me soon, Christina!" "Christina!" "Christina!" "CHRISTINA!"

GOLLY GEE!!! DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP!?!?!?

-Misty